Worry Pastiche

~Recently NPR’s Radiolab highlighted the havoc caused by Orson Welles’s 1938 radio production of War of the Worlds. Surveys showed that one in twelve listeners believed the story was real and that Martians were invading New Jersey.

New Jersey

New Jersey





Actually, some thought it was Germans invading New Jersey, because this broadcast occurred against a backdrop of Hitler and fear, a time when kids in England were told to take gas masks to school.

radio old fashioned image

Radiolab quoted transcriptions of people’s reactions; here are a couple:

  • I called in to my husband, “Dan, why don’t you get dressed? You don’t want to die in your working clothes.”
  • I looked in the icebox and saw some chicken left from Sunday dinner that I was saving for Monday night dinner. I said to my nephew, “We may as well eat this chicken. We won’t be here in the morning.”
adobo chicken

leftover chicken







How would you have reacted? I doubt I’d have had the presence of mind to eat leftover chicken.

~Under the category of things I worry about less than other things: Whenever someone high-fives me, my heart quickens with anxiety that my palm will miss the other person’s altogether and end up batting the air instead. But other than at that moment, I don’t worry about high-fiving.

Do you ever get high-five anxiety?

~Antidote to worry: Beijing.

Greetings from China

Greetings from China









PS Happy Halloween

Happy Halloween










What have you been worrying about lately?

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