Recently I was emailing with my friend Greta at 12:56 a.m. This was early for both of us night owls, but I knew she’d had a busy week, so I wrote, “Now go to sleep!”
Greta replied, “I have to. My son set my computer to turn off at 1 a.m.”
That Greta’s son had set parental controls on his mother’s computer gave me more than just a chuckle; it gave me a jolt, reminding me of the parent-child reversals I had been noticing more and more in my own life.
My first blatant reversal took place more than a decade ago, when I was 53 and newly divorced. That year my 16-year-old daughter, Eliza, and I trained together for the Marine Corps Marathon. Well, not exactly together: her pace group ran near the front of the pack, while I in my neon CoolMax costume jogged among the less hurried.
On marathon day as I approached the finish line, there was Eliza, wrapped like a potato in a foil sheet, jumping and shouting, “Yay, Mama, you did it!” Nine years earlier in Paris’s Luxembourg Gardens, I had stood by the carousel in Paris’s Luxembourg Gardens cheering her—“Yay, Lizie, you got it!”—each time she reached out with her stick and captured a brass ring.
Years passed and my three daughters grew into attractive young women; it was hard to miss that the only time men on the street looked my way occurred when I was in the company of one of my girls. Maybe if I had dressed up more I would have attracted the occasional sideways glance. My kids continue to harp about my wardrobe, “No, Mom, your faded black jeans do not ‘read’ like black slacks.”
One night I took my youngest daughter, Emily, and her boyfriend, Ed, to a restaurant for dessert. The two of them volunteered that they would not have ordered $10 pastries if I were not paying. Emily asked, “When do we start paying for ourselves?”
“When you have more money than I do,” I replied.
Then I thought about my dad, who—toward the end of his life—had way less money than I did. Yet he insisted on paying whenever we went out to dinner. So we always ate at Boston Market: quarter chicken, two sides, Dad’s treat.
At one such dinner, I snuck ahead of him to the register and paid. My father complained, “A parent is supposed to take care of his children.” By this time I was in my sixties.
A couple of months later, he wept when I insisted on helping him out financially, so he and my mom would not have to move from the independent living community they so enjoyed. I understood that he felt forced to choose between two lousy alternatives (not that I gave him a choice).
And now my children nurture me. Whenever we are together, my middle daughter, Sabrina, is the one wearing an apron and wielding a spatula; I am her helper.
Last Thanksgiving eve, one of these passages hit hard. Emily and Ed took turns driving from Washington, D.C. to Ed’s family home in Syracuse, while I sat in the back seat squished beside containers of cranberry relish and the pot of adobo chicken I had prepared for our roadside dinner.
My sensation as the aging single mother, looked after by her daughter and her daughter’s boyfriend, surprised me. I became overly aware of myself. Was I talking enough? Probably I was talking too much. Talking helped me feel like more than just an observer; I didn’t want to retreat the way my mom sometimes had in later years at family dinners, chewing quietly amid her chatty offspring.
Reversals are not without benefits. Whereas I used to be the source of contacts for my children, say, for summer jobs, I now look to their high-powered friends to help create buzz for my new memoir.
On my last trip to New York, I observed in a pair of strangers the inevitable reversal. A mother, who was around my age, and her grown daughter hugged and said good-bye. The mother got into her car and turned on the ignition. Just then the daughter ran back and said, “And, Ma, text me when you get home so I know you got back safe and sound.”
It wasn’t that long ago that I ordered a battery operated alarm for Emily and Ed so they would be safe and sound in the event of a break in. I have a burglar alarm, but is it only a matter of time until my children, wanting me to be safe and sound—unlike the woman in the “Help! I’ve fallen and I can’t get up!” TV ad—demand that I get a Life Alert?
What reversals have you experienced with your parents and/or offspring?
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